thisonerunway:

candymane:

thisonerunway started following you

“We ask that you keep all your parts to you before entering and after exiting. This way no pony pukes from such a mess. Bad for business and bad for customers! After all, they are the thing that really matters!”

i’ll be sure to keep all of my parts where they belong. it’d be embarrassing to fall apart.

"Your cooperation is always appreciated. If you require any more help, ask me or someone else who works here! They should be able to help you, unless you are planning on throwing a party. That will have to go through regulations." 

(via dead-but-not-gone-deactivated20)

2 years ago 2

thisonerunway started following you

"We ask that you keep all your parts to you before entering and after exiting. This way no pony pukes from such a mess. Bad for business and bad for customers! After all, they are the thing that really matters!"

sergeant-trixie-moon:

candymane:

askcanonapplejack started following you

 sergeant-trixie-moon started following you

“Welcome to the cafe! Make sure you don’t eat the goop. Or for that matter, touch it, talk to it, or look at it! You should warn the nearest staff member about this contamination so that we may make your breakfast a better experience! Also, magic isn’t much appreciated as it could cause quite a mess!”

Okay… I’ll try not to cast any spells… Hello and thank you for the welcome.

"It’s my pleasure! And we only ask that you don’t cast any dangerous ones, to say the least. Levitation is always welcomed! Remember if you need any help, talk to me or one of the others here. Except some of the chefs, not very friendly when it comes to customers."

(via trixie-moon-deactivated20131217)

2 years ago 3

askcanonapplejack started following you

 sergeant-trixie-moon started following you

"Welcome to the cafe! Make sure you don’t eat the goop. Or for that matter, touch it, talk to it, or look at it! You should warn the nearest staff member about this contamination so that we may make your breakfast a better experience! Also, magic isn’t much appreciated as it could cause quite a mess!"

scorch-mane said: Why the BUCK did you start following me?

"To offer a free discount, of course! In order to keep within your rights, you are allowed to say we shouldn’t. Although the free discount doesn’t apply if you haven’t eaten at the cafe, yet! But coupons are fully available the next time you stop by."

2 years ago
scorch-mane,

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2 years ago 10
donut, food, eat, hungry, sugar, sweet,

scorch-mane said: There's someone following you, ma'am. Not me, I'm busy in my shop. Need me to keep an eye on the stallion?

"Oh, um, I think it’s kind of okay. They could be just too shy to ask me for anything, but if you want to you can. It’s a kind thing to do."

2 years ago
scorch-mane,

ask-beauty-brass started following you

 starburst-pony started following you

 asklotus started following you

 sturmpony started following you

 askcreepyprincessluna started following you

"Welcome, welcome! We like to remind all of our guests that using the roof for any outdoor activity is prohibit. Pegasi are sort of required not to use their wings while inside the building, too. Has to do with the fact of making a mess when they are open. Oh, yeah! One more thing before I stop greeting you. Put everything hazardous into the ‘everything unfun’ box. This includes weapons, giant sticks, deadly chemicals, and ect!"

fim-applejack:

candymane:

fim-applejack:

candymane:

fim-applejack:

candymane:

 Fim-Applejack started following you!

“Hello, Miss! The forks aren’t weapons, so don’t go throwing them at others here. Any the spoons aren’t catapults, too! We have those in the back if you really want one. You also need to sign a little waiver, first.”

Uhhh, alright?

Why?

“Waiver dictates that if you get injured, we are in no way responsible for it. Unless you are asking why we have them. Then it’s because we participated in a little race to see who can create the craziest machine to serve breakfast. Don’t try to think too much about it.”

Ah’m not tryin’ to join anythin’ though…

“That’s okay! Only a fair warning I give to customers at random. Fairly easy to come up with these things, considering I have so much to work with. Oh, the name is Candy Mane or they call me Bacon and Eggs around here, fits the theme. Try to have fun, too.”

Uh…

Well alright then! Man name’s Applejack!

"Great to meet you, Miss Applejack! Would you want me to find you a seat or chat for a bit? Booths and stools are always available unless it’s packed! We offer areas outside you can eat at, too. That’s if it is sunny, though!" 

(via fim-applejack-deactivated201204)

2 years ago 6